So took the little man to school with me, what the fuck is with this shit where he is all saint like sitting in class watching a DVD on my lap top and the only time he says anything is right in the middle of class when he has to pee... keep in mind he just went pee 30 minutes earlier before class. But what ever he was a good boy, made momma proud then pissed. He can't be that well behaved all the time? I mean really? What the hell the kid is loud and runs around making these annoying as hell noises the he THINKS sounds like a fucking train but really it sounds like nails on a fucking chalk board and leave everyone with a damn headache. Maybe it was the fear I would whoop his ass if he misbehaved in class. I mean I would like beat him or anything but the threat works wonders sometimes. Anyway so now that you know that I can get on with the rest of my post.
He came with me on Monday and I had class again Wednesday, now mind you everyone seemed to adore my kid specially the girls he flirted with in my classes and boy did he flirt. Anyway so end of one class I hear these chicks talking... "Can't believe she brought that kid Monday he was such a distraction"
Distraction? The kid sat there and didn't say shit fuck you bitch. Well they didn't know I was behind them and I wasn't saying anything at least not yet.
"Can you believe she just made his sit there and watch a movie he should have been up and moving kids are supposed to be active"
Wait so you would rather he have been running around making those annoying as shit noises.
As they continue the assault on my parenting skills I decided I had enough.
"Hey, yeah the girl you are talking about. How about you talk about this shit to my face" *trying not to laugh at the looks on their faces they are silent* "What to scared to say shit to my face, its better when you think I am not here? I know neither one of you are mothers and therefore don't know shit so please shut the fuck up no one cares about you god damn opinions of their parenting"
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