AVM's cleaning tips

#1. Got baby wipes? You know those plastic pains in the ass things that are supposed to be more convient but you end up having to open it cause when you pull one wipe out another one doesn't pop up. Yeah those things are great for organizing just about anything and you can paint them or cover them with pretty paper to make them match any decor.

#2 Have a baby that crawls? Stick a dry swiffer pad on there stomach and watch the floor get swept up!

#3 Marker, pen, or something random that your not quiet sure what it is? If it doesn't come off with a Mr. Clean Magic eraser it probably isn't coming off... I recommend either buying the really expensive white paint or just give your kid white finger paints and let them have at. You get white walls they get to finger paint win win right? Oh but you can try Dirty Jobs lime green alien piss looking cleaning stuff that works great too. 

#4- Craft supplies can be a bitch to organize this is where I love the dollar store. Dollar General sells little baskets and I can get 3 for a dollar they are small and fit in a drawer then you can put your craft supplies where you need to and see them at the same time. They have small ones and long ones think of it a a silver wear tray for your craft supplies. 

#5. Hey guys did you know, there is nothing sexier then a man who does the dishes or laundry. Help your woman and you will probably get a blow job and/or laid. Ladies, don't be above bribery I know I'm not!

#6 When cleaning if you come a crossed something that is broken or you don't need anymore get rid of it!  I know this is a novel concept but some people can't let shit go and it just creates clutter. Don't keep it for a yard sale put it in a box and take it to goodwill or salvation army or your local womans shelter and get rid of it. Or put it in the trash if it isn't something some can use. This goes for toys too I go through their toys and get rid of shit a couple times a year cause half the shit is either broken or they don't play with it anymore. 

#7 You know when you buy new sheets and they come in these plastic re-closeable bags which is funny like you are ever gonna get them bitches to fold down like they did in the package right? Well instead of tossing them out reuse them! I have stored crap like my sons hot wheels cars in one bag toy soldiers in another I have a big comforter bag for their blocks. This keeps everything together! It also works for Mr. Potato head parts and storing other toys that have a lot of parts. 

#8 Boxes, I love to hate boxes but they have their uses. I have used a box to store all my kids movies, boxes for storing toys in boxes to store seasonal cloths. You can get cloth boxes for use on shelves to store things. Boxes to organize my spices and various other non-perishable food items. Boxes to organize my beauty supplies by type of supply so that everything is in one spot. But boxes can be a pain in the ass. Put to much stuff in it or if things are to heavy they fall apart on you. Yes I love to hate boxes. 

#9 Don't dry dust! This just spreads the dust into the air for it to settle somewhere else. Plus you inhale that shit *gag* always use a wet cloth to dust. You really don't need any of those "dusting" products out there. A clean damp cloth works great. 

#10 Have fun while you clean, if you have fun dancing around singing at the top of your lungs or turn it into a game for yourself you're more likely to 1. Do it 2. Do it well 3. Do it again.