The most annoying children's shows out there

This is an on going list of the most annoying/creepy/ or all around strange children's shows out there.

Lazy Town: This show is on sprout and features a super hero named Sporticus, a little girl named Stephanie, a bad guy named Robbie Rotten and a bunch of creepy ass looking puppet dolls. This show was written to get kids active and eating healthy foods while the bad guy tries to get everyone to be lazy and eat junk food. This show creeps me out to no end... Dawn Michelle from my facebook page mentioned this one as well. 

Dirt Girl World: Probably one of the more creepy shows I have seen. This show teaches about growing plants and how to care for them. It also teaches about friendship and composting. This show makes the list do to the creepy nature of the characters like seriously have a look for yourself.  




Next up is Yo Gabba Gabba: Featured regularly are the use of visual reminiscent of retro video games and TV shows. This one with have the young ones up and dancing for hours on end much to their parents uhh.. delight.. No sieriously this show drives me nuts and we don't watch it in our house. Thanks to Krista and Rocko for bringing this one up on my facebook page! 

Telletubies: The show everyone loves... to hate... this show drives me crazy and is one of the all time most annoying shows around. There was a huge controversy over whether the purple telletubby was gay... To be honest who the hell cares the show sucks anyway. While it has some educational value and the kids love it this one too goes unwatched in my house. 

Adventure Time: While I have not had the umm... pleasure of watching this one it was mentioned on my facebook page by Rachel Grace and Melissa. So I went and looked up this show and it turns out that it is about some 14 year old kid and his magic dog in a post-apocalyptic future after a nucular war. To be honest this show sounds like it would suck. 

The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack: Oh my god I hate this show. This one is about some kid and a talking whale that apparently raised him and Cap'n Knuckles. Flapjack is annoying as hell Kunckles makes me want to bash my brains out because he is such an idiot and always getting flapjack into trouble. Not to mention he lies, cheats, steals. All things I really want my kids to see! Yeah this show makes my list of worst shows ever! 

Chowder: This one is about a 10 year old kid who is an apprentice to an idiot chef. Chowder is a purple cat bear rabbit thing that doesn't do as hes told and gets himself and everyone else in trouble. Another show that teaches great morals and ethics... Yeah and also Chowder stuffs his face all the time and complains and whines when he is asked to do something and always finds some short cut that bites him in the ass. 

Barney: I can't think of a single parent I know that likes this show. Course it is a hit with the kids it's been around since I was a kid... 1987 to be exact... This show has all sorts of wonderful messages and fantastic educational stuff so why is it that parents hate this show so much. Three words: The Purple Dinosaur... now I don't know about you but when I think dinosaur I don't think big, fluffy, fun loving, squishy dinosaur. I think rawr bitch I'm gonna eat you. No they have turned this dinosaur into a pussy that sings "I love you" yeah one of the most annoying shows EVER. 

My number one most annoying show though is... Caillou.. Cathy from my page hit it right on the head with this one. This show drives me up the wall. The 4 year old kid is whiny, self centered, he has a bald ball shaped head and whines until he gets his own way and then my kids pick up this behavior and copy it. Oh yeah I hate this show with a passion the educational value of it is negated by the annoying bratty ass 4 year old who I just want to reach through the TV and bitch slap. Go back to Canada fucking loud mouth kid.